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cunninglinguistic:

Gif set of the lovely HiJynx.  Converted from her gif set here.

You can find her full uncensored videos at Clipvia and ExtraLunchMoney

reblog if you’re single as fuck

soselfimportant:

game over

I’d rather be single than waste my time on somebody who’s not gonna take me seriously. I’d rather be watching other couples be happy than be in a relationship where I’m gonna be miserable. I’d rather feel lonely than feel alone even if I’m with somebody. I’d rather wait until someone comes along & genuinely wants to be with me, than rush into something with someone who just want to play games with me. Fuck all that nonsense. Too many people just wanna ‘have fun’ nowadays, which is fine cause at our age, I don’t blame you, it’s normal. But don’t do it at my expense & hurt me while you’re at it.
anonymous (via causingdisorder)

lotuslemmon:

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

AWEEEEEEEEEEE CUUUTTTTEEEE

OMG!!!!!!!

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

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