unicornmunch: here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you: hug go on walks while holding hands smile kiss cuddle have cute little dates have movie nights take adorable pictures go new places try new things fall in love brutally fuck you look at the stars do everything i was ever scared to do alone
poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
shalrath: what doesnt kill you gives you exp points
Omg I just found Waldo at 6 flags. And Fall Out Boy is playing here today!!!
jade-sexual: Roses are red Acorns are nuts I think all my followers Have really cute butts
pickup line: i told my therapist about you
reblog if you're single as fuck
lanadelrevupthosefryers: CUTE THINGS TO DO ON A FIRST DATE: rob a daycare center recite the first 100 digits of pi fling poo at each other play dodgeball in the middle of a restaurant stare at each other for 5 days straight If anyone did this with me I would marry her.